So, grab a cuppa strap in and read on.
Cookies – Little bits of software that sit on your computer to make your visit to our website a more enjoyable experience. They are also small biscuits (Americans call all biscuits Cookies) and are especially nice with Chocolate chips in them. You can dip them in milk too, not the computer ones though.
Google analytics – When someone visits www.pomd.co.uk I use a third party service, Google Analytics, to collect standard internet log information and details of visitor behaviour patterns. I do this to find out things such as the number of visitors to the various parts of the site. This information is only processed in a way which does not identify anyone. I do not make, and do not allow Google to make, any attempt to find out the identities of those visiting our website.
Now, who doesn't like a party. Actually I don't becase I am a miserable anti social git, especially when they are after your info. I don’t share any of your information with anyone. They get nothing from me, which is exactly the same number of votes cast for Kevin Phillip Bong not a sausage, bugger all. That is unless they have a warrant, a court order or they send some big boys around.
Access to your personal information
The General Data Protection Regulation says that You are entitled to view, amend, or delete the personal information that I hold. It says you have a right to be forgotten. Not that difficult with me as my memory is as bad as, hang on... I've forgotten.
Email your request to me, data protection officer and chief bottle washer Andy Myers at email@example.com
Changes to this Privacy Notice
This policy is reviewed annually every year if not before. Usually around tea time. It is subject to change at any moment and may even have changed in the time it has taken to write it.